the next day, moth gets a call from an unknown number. "what the fuck bruh these scammers are getting out of hand" they say and then answer the call.
"hi, is this moth?" the caller asks.
"no, why?" moth says.
"okay whatever, well anyways you needa pull up at saint jude's children hospital like right now" the caller says angrily.
"fine" moth says and then hangs up.
moth gets into their private jet and then heads out. 32 minutes later, they arrive. they go to the entrance and say, "so why was i called here again?"
"oh, hi moth! itachi's condition has gotten much worse. we need you to sign these papers" the receptionist says with an eerie grin. "okay" moth says back as they receive the papers.
they read through the papers and mindlessly sign every one of them and then give them back to the receptionist. "thank you dear, now go to room 420." moth obeys and goes to room 420
as they open the door, they see that yass queen looking ass bitch paramedic standing beside itachi's bed. "hey bestie!" itachi says with foam pouring out of his mouth like niagara falls.
moth does this https://youtu.be/D4WO0mirjlQ and then starts to walk away when they hear a loud BANG!
the paramedic does this https://youtu.be/D4WO0mirjlQ as the wall busts down. "moth, why can't you bust down like that for me?" itachi asks as the paramedic gets eaten alive right next to him
with a little bit of hesitation, moth grabs itachi by the arm and dislocates his shoulder. "SORRY BUT WE GOTTA GO UNLESS YOU WANNA END UP LIKE WILL BYERS GIRLLLLL" moth yells as they run away.
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moth x itachi (JOKE)
Fanfictionmoth goes by they/them so i am not referring to multiple people when i say 'they' bee tee double you also i never watched naruto i'm being held at gunpoint to write this so like ya sorry if itachi is out of character lmfao THIS IS SATIRE THIS IS SAT...
