as they travelled into the monster's tummy, they saw the paramedic. "oh hey shawty, it got you too? and uh, you too itachi i guess.." he said.
"yep!" itachi replied happily. "this is all i've ever wanted. to be eaten"
"uh" they both state as they start passionately making out. moth goes to put their hand through his hair when they find that it's.. whipped cream?
"wtf" moth says and spits out slobber from the makeout session.
"sorry about that," the paramedic says in a raspy voice, "you shouldn't have to make out with scum like m-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" itachi interrupts. moth puts the pieces together and realizes who the paramedic really is. "NAGITO??" they yell.
itachi bitch slaps nagito and he fades away into the stomach acid of the monster. moth exclaims like a disney character, "mY HerO!!!"
three days later, moth and itachi got married and they all lives happily ever after.
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moth x itachi (JOKE)
Fanfictionmoth goes by they/them so i am not referring to multiple people when i say 'they' bee tee double you also i never watched naruto i'm being held at gunpoint to write this so like ya sorry if itachi is out of character lmfao THIS IS SATIRE THIS IS SAT...
