moth x itachi (JOKE)

chapter one

it was just a regular day. moth was in their kitchen in the comfort of their own home eating a bowl of fruity pebbles (fucking cannibal) when suddenly, a boy with black hair n big ass eyebags falls off the roof outside of their window. they run outside to see if he's okay and find him in a bush. he looks up at them and mutters, "why hello, my angel"

"what the fuck did you just say to me" replies moth. they was like, whose angel?? LMFAO bozo

he stands up to his 175 centimetre height and sighs. "bitch i was trying to be nice but go off" he says. they both become flushed, like a toilet after someone perioded in it.

"why don't you come inside so i can bandage you up and you can fuck off" moth says. itachi agrees and they head inside. immediately, he falls onto the hardwood floor and starts convulsing. "wtf is wrong with you" moth yells

foam pours out of his mouth as moth dials 119. "yeah uh i've got this emo looking bitch in here and he fell off of my roof so i took him inside to fix him up and then he started having a seizure so one of y'all's dumbasses needs to get over here and take him" they say with anger

"okay what's your address and we'll head over" the operator replies. moth replies "11037 uchiha lane" they reply. minutes later, ambulances gather outside of the apartment building.

"where is he" the paramedic says with haste. "on the floor" moth replies. by now, itachi had already passed out and laid dead still. "is that mf dead?" they said with only a tad bit of worry because they'd be suspected of murder, not for his safety. "no, he has a pulse, we just need to admit him into the hospital so we can ensure his safety. what's your number shawty? so we can contact you about his condition of course." what the fuck, moth thinks

hesitantly, moth gives the paramedic their number and the ambulance rushes away. "what a bother," they say out loud even though nobody is listening, as they go to finish their now soggy fruity pebbles.