Oh fuuuuuuuuc- no one said anything about a dead body

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*Geoff has started a group chat*
*Geoff has added Duncan, Courtney, Heather, and Noah*
*Geoff has name the group chat 🔪it's murder baby🔪*

🔪It's Murder Baby🔪

Geoff- heeeeyyyyyy

Courtney- hey?

Courtney- what's with the name?

Geoff- umm..I need help

Heather- like what kind of help?

Heather- like I burned my house down again kind of help or like I'm stuck in the dish washer kind of help?

Geoff- ok that was once!

Geoff- and it was a complete accident

Geoff- alsoooooo

Geoff- its more of a I found a dead body and I don't know what to do kind of help

Noah- well shit Geoff, you could've just came out with that

Geoff- IM NOT USED TO THIS OK also I need to spice up the tension

Duncan- let me get this straight, you found a dead body and the first this you decided to do was to make a group chat filled with complete idiot's who have no experience (plus myself) and text us???

Geoff- yup

Heather- not call the police but text us?

Geoff- yes

Duncan- I have never been more proud of you

Noah- why us of all people

Geoff- you guys just seem like you've done this before

Heather- valid point

Courtney- ok um jokes aside

Courtney- what do you mean you found a DEAD BODY

Geoff- I mean I found a dead body

Courtney- HOW DO YOU FIND A DEAD BODY

Noah- u find a dead body

Geoff- yeah what he said

Courtney- Noah shut up

Noah- well damn

Noah- you've just lost someone that was going to help you get out of this mess

Courtney-...

Courtney- I said it with love ❤️

Heather- that's besides the point

Courtney- right let's get back on topic

Heather- thank u

Courtney- HOW DO YOU FIND A DEAD BODY

Geoff- LIKE I SAID I FOUND A DEAD BODY

Courtney- HOW THOUGH?

Geoff- oh well thank you for asking :)

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