Hung over on a tuesday is crazy

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(Guess who's not dead bitches 🖕🏼)
Ik I've been gone for almost a year now so enjoy this long ass brain rot


                        TOTAL SLUTS GC 👅

[12:34 pm]

Courtney- ok who changed the gc name

Heather- u woke up in my bathtub with ZERO memory and your worried about the fucking group chat name?

Courtney- yes.

Courtney- and?

Courtney- you were right next to me.

Duncan- who didn't wake up in your bathtub

Duncan- everyone was in that thing

Gwen- ^

Alejandro- ^

Justin- me.

Eva- stfu yall r the only ones that can make that fucking statement

Eva- you guys were the only ones in there...

Gwen-....

Duncan- and?

Cody- I woke up in the pantry

Eva- don't care.

Cody- ☹️

Noah- how the fucking hell did u fit 5 fucking people in a bathtub

Trent- 7

Noah-...

Noah- his the hell did u fit SEVEN people in a bathtub

Duncan- easy

Duncan- baldy is loaded

Gwen- it's practically a fucking hot tub

Courtney- more like a pool

Heather- BALDY

Duncan- you can fit an entire orgy in that shit

Noah- oh right I forgot

Noah- Cody why are u in the pantry
*edit* Why are you STILL in the pantry

Cody- well I couldn't go in the closet

Heather- *back in the closet

Courtney- *glass closet

Duncan- *rainbow glass closet

Cody- I feel like I'm missing something...

Noah- ignore them

Noah- they are homophobic

Cody- ok 🙂

Noah- why were u in the pantry

Cody- idk I just work up here covered in Cool Ranch Doritos and twizlers

Heather- I just bought those.

Duncan- you eat twizzlers?

Heather- ...no

Alejandro- it's ok I still love you

Heather- they r my sisters

Gwen- sure.

Heather- she makes me buy them.

Courtney- it's ok to be honest

Heather- stfu

Bridgette- can someone PLEASE tell me why I woke up in the pool

Noah- that was you...

Bridgette- YES

Heather- oh shit I thought that was a mannequin

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