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T̶W̶O̶ 3𝗞 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧 𝗜𝗜 |𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧 𝗤𝗨𝗢𝗧𝗘𝗦|

//𝘽𝘼𝙉𝘿𝘼𝙂𝙀 𝘽𝙊𝙔𝙔’ 𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉//

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•|𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗶: I have a bad feeling about this.

𝗗𝗮𝘇𝗮𝗶: What do you mean??

𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗶: Don’t you get that voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you into trouble??

𝗗𝗮𝘇𝗮𝗶: No?

𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗶: ...

𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗶: That actually explains so much.

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•|𝗗𝗮𝘇𝗮𝗶: Girls are so hot.

𝗗𝗮𝘇𝗮𝗶: Guys are hot too, man.

𝗗𝗮𝘇𝗮𝗶: Why is everyone so hot?

𝗗𝗿𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗻: Global warming.

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•|𝗗𝗮𝘇𝗮𝗶: She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.

𝗠𝗶𝗸𝗲𝘆: His name was Jared, he was nineteen.

𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗶: When his parents built a very strange machine.

𝗗𝗮𝘇𝗮𝗶: Watch the scene, dig it, the dancing queen!

𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲: Ayy Macarena!

𝗗𝗿𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗻: ...

𝗗𝗿𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗻: Horrible job, everyone.

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•|𝗗𝗿𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗻: I’m the most responsible person in this group.

𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗶: But you just lit the kitchen in fire.

𝗗𝗿𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗻: Yeah. And I take full responsibility for that.

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•|𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗶: I wish we could block people in real life.

𝗗𝗿𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗻: Restraining orders.

𝗠𝗶𝗸𝗲𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗗𝗮𝘇𝗮𝗶: Murder.

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•|𝗗𝗮𝘇𝗮𝗶: How petty are you?

𝗗𝗿𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗻: I once edited an entire wikipedia page to win an argument I was wrong about.

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•|𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗶: So, how tall are you?

𝗠𝗶𝗸𝗲𝘆: Height is a social construct.

𝗗𝗮𝘇𝗮𝗶: So you’re short.

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•|𝗠𝗶𝗸𝗲𝘆, 𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿: Dazai! Open up!!

𝗗𝗮𝘇𝗮𝗶: Well, it all started when I was kid...

𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗶: That isn’t what he meant—

𝗗𝗿𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗻: Shush, let them finish.

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•|𝗠𝗶𝗸𝗲𝘆: In a group chat: the first one to reply is gat.

𝗔𝗹𝘀𝗼 𝗠𝗶𝗸𝗲𝘆: gay

𝗠𝗶𝗸𝗲𝘆: wait—

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•|𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗶 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗗𝗿𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗻: Remember, murder is never the answer.

𝗠𝗶𝗸𝗲𝘆: Of course. It is a question.

𝗗𝗮𝘇𝗮𝗶: And the answer is yes.

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•|𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗶: How do you drink your coffee, Mikey-kun?

𝗠𝗶𝗸𝗲𝘆: As dark and bitter as my soul.

𝗗𝗮𝘇𝗮𝗶: A glass of milk, coming right up.

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|𝗠𝗶𝗸𝗲𝘆: Oh, don’t worry I have a permit.

𝗠𝗶𝗸𝗲𝘆: Hands over a slip of paper that says, ‘I do what I want’.

𝗗𝗿𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗻: That's just a slip of paper, I won’t accept it—

𝗠𝗶𝗸𝗲𝘆: It was commissioned by Dazai.

𝗗𝗿𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗻: Fine then.

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•|𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗶: What does takeout mean?

𝗗𝗿𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗻: Food.

𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗶: Dating??

𝗠𝗶𝗸𝗲𝘆: Murder.

𝗗𝗮𝘇𝗮𝗶: It can all three if you're not a coward.

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𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗞 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗥 3𝗞+ 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗦!

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