moth x light yagami (AGAIN A JOKE) (incomplete)

chapter two: light visits moth

light went home and turned on his tv. there was a live news report on a hostage situation or whatever tf was going on. with curiosity, he went to his bag to test out the notebook but it was.. GONE????? then he realized.

"THAT BITCH TOOK MY FUCKING DEATH NOTE!" he screamed as his mommy rushed in

"WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE??" she yelled with worry

"oh nothing sorry mommy. can you bring me an apple" he said back

"yes of course dear" she said back and went to the kitchen and brought him back an apple.

as he munched on his juicy red delicious apple, he thought. "good thing i left a tracker on them el em ef ay oh" he said. he finished his apple, keeping the core in his pocket, thus soaking the jacket with apple juice, and headed out.

"where are you going?" his mommy asked

"oh, i'm just going to a friend's house to study. i'll be back" he said and closed the door.

he followed the tracker and came to a musty door. he knocked and moth yelled from behind, "who is it?"

"it's me, light. from earlier" he replied.

"how the hell did you get my address?" they replied

"i have my ways. now let me in"

"okay" moth said as they opened the door. instantly, light was greeted by the most foul, disgusting, rotting flesh ass smell he has ever smelled in his smelly life. yet when he looked around, the house looked almost normal, except for some weird russian mail order bride washing the dishes in the kitchen. "damn, bitch, you live like this?" he said

"yeah, what about it?" they say

"you've. gone. NOSEBLIND." light says back dramatically as he plugs his nose and enters the house, proceeding to spray febreeze everywhere in front of him.

"okay bruh sit down and tell me why you're here" moth says, sitting on the couch, the springs inside of it clanking against each other and squeaking. light hesitantly sits down and explains that he lost his notebook. "oh yeah this thing?" moth asks as they pull it out of their ass, "i picked this beauty up after you dropped it. it looked like a halloween prop so i figured i'd take it, because i LOVE halloween" they said nonchalantly. "uh yeah okay" light says as he snatches it back aggressively. "i'm gonna need this" he says as he runs out. "WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!" moth yells, too late because light had already slammed the door and ran back to his house.

"well zat vas interesting" the russian mail order bride said from the kitchen

"shut the fuck up svetlana" moth said as they went to their room, slammed their door, and cried like a baby into their pillow. they missed their ex, itachi.