moth x light yagami (AGAIN A JOKE) (incomplete)

chapter three: the next day

moth woke up to their phone ringing. it was an unknown number. "hello?" they said

"i'm gonna come over again, okay? we needa talk" he said

"okay papi" moth said as they hung up and went back to bed. "fuck that hoe lmao" 

three hours later, there was a knock at the door. but it wasn't light. moth was still sleeping so svetlana answered. "Привет" she said. he looked at her like she was crazy and said, "sorry i don't speak tortilla" as he barged in and knocked svetlana to the ground. she died on impact. "shit"

he went to moth's room and busted down the door. he pulled an acoustic guitar out of his ass and started singing.

"i love you bitch. *strum* i ain't never gonna stop loving you. bitch. *strum*"

moth woke up and screamed so loud it broke the sound barrier. the windows shattered and everything in the house started to earthquake. "GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEE" somebody outside shouted before getting shot with a bow and arrow

everything hung on the walls fell. every piece of glass within a 10 mile radius no matter how small or secure shattered. every living being (including plants) within a 5 mile radius went completely deaf. every building collapsed. all of the mice and rats in the walls died. the tectonic plate split into several pieces and the ground split open in all kinds of places. entire cities were engulfed and scorched by the magma. however, moth's entire apartment was completely fine because they had covered it in bedrock. "oh" they said after recreating the movie 2012 "hi itachi"

to be continued...