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𝙈𝙖𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙍𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩

Y/N walked into the Avengers compound with a bag on his back. He then looked at Thor who was in front of him, and saw that he put on some weight. 

"Nice look Thor." Y/N said as he walked past him. 

"Drifting left." Tony said as he carried a tube on his shoulder. He turned his head towards Y/N, "Good to see you, Kid." Y/N nodded at him. Tony turned towards Thor, "On the side there, Lebowski." 

Tony turned his head towards Rocket, "Ratchet, How's it going?"

"It's Rocket." He corrected him. "Take it easy. You're only a genius on Earth, pal."

- - -

Bruce Banner, Scott Lang, Rhodey and Y/N where in a room. Bruce and Rhodey were talking while Scott had a white and red suit. Similar to his ant man suit.

"Time travel suit? Not bad." Rhodey said leaning against the door.

"To flashy." Y/N said sitting down on a couple of crates.

Scott looks at Bruce about to insert the Pym particles into the suit but Scott stops him.

"Hey, hey, hey! Easy, easy!" He exclamined.

"I'm being very careful." Bruce shot back.

"No, you're being very Hulky."

"I'm being careful."

Scott holds up the Pym Particle and shows it off, "These are Pym Particles, alright? And ever since Hank Pym got snapped out of existence, this is it. This is what we have. We're not making any more." Scott explains.

"Calm your tits down." Y/N said.

"Sorry." Scott took a deep breath and continued, " We've got enough for one round trip each. That's it. No do-overs. Plus two test runs." He accidentally presses a button, and shrinks, and then grows back to his normal size. "One test run."

Everyone lets out a sigh and Y/N rubs his temples. "I'm already losing hope on this..."

"All right. I'm not ready for this." Scott lets out.

"I'm game." Everyone turned their heads towards Clint who was leaning against the doorway. "I'll do it."

Clint puts on the same suit that Scott had before hand. 

" Clint, now you're gonna feel a little discombobulated from the chronoshift. Don't worry about it." Bruce explained.

"English. Some of us didn't go to school." Y/N said pointing at himself.

Clint nod at Bruce and Rhodey starts to think of a disturbing idea.

" Wai-Wait a second, let me ask you something" Rhodey looked at Bruce, " If we can do this, you know, go back in time, why don't we just find baby Thanos, you know, and..." He makes a hand gesture suggesting that they strangle baby Thanos with a rope.

"That's a great fucking idea." Y/N muttered. 

Bruce looked at Rhodey disgusted. "First of all, that's horrible..."

"It's Thanos.."

"...And secondly, time doesn't work that way. Changing the past doesn't change the future." Bruce explained.

" Look, we go back, we get the stones before Thanos gets them... Thanos doesn't have the stones. Problem solved." Scott said.

"Bingo."

"Time travel doesn't work like that, idiots." Y/N sighed.

"Well, that's what I heard." Clint said referring to movies.