I wanted a pet
So I bought a duck
I was driving home
And got hit by a truck
<3
I like knives
I think they rock
I kidnapped your mom
And stole her left sock
<3
The ooze was gross
The ooze was green
It was the grossest thing
I have ever seen
<3
The kid was dangerous
He was a big liar
He played with the matches
And his clothes caught on fire
<3
I like to read
I like to read books
Ms. Jones scares the children
Because of her looks
She's ugly
<3
There once was a man named rob
He liked to eat corn on the cob
The cob was cool
But it fell in a pool
Now all he does is sob
<3
The pepper was hot
The pepper was yellow
A foreign man slapped me
Because I ate all his jello
<3
A limerick by Jamie:
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who liked to keep bees in a bucket
One stung his eye
He let out a cry
His only choice was to chuck it
<3
