Everyone yells
Everyone screams
When the creepy old man
Gets into their dreams
<3
There once was a mean old lady
She gave birth to an ugly baby
The baby cried
And everyone died
The only one left was the baby
<3
Jessica was popular
Jessica was cool
Jessica tripped
On a short wooden stool
<3
I was walking to school
And saw an old man
He told me to get into
His lavender van
<3
There once was a guy named Dan
He sat in the sun to tan
He took off his belt
And started to melt
Now he is no longer a man
<3
I was out in the street
And found a door
When I went inside
There were narwhals galore
<3
There once was a man named drake
Who stepped on a venomous snake
He started to cry
Then fell down and died
Now he lays by the lake
<3
The man was odd
The man was weird
The people made fun of
His long yellow beard
<3
