AMERICA; Arthur.K

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Arthur.K: Not everything needs to be capitalized, Alfred.

AMERICA: not everything needs to be boring old man

AMERICA: your eyebrows just twitched didnt they

Arthur.K: How are you even an adult.

AMERICA: maybe you and your bushy eyebrows just failed to raise me as a man

Arthur.K: If you are here only to insult me then leavw.

AMERICA: *leeve

Arthur.K: It's leave you twat.

AMERICA: bully

Arthur.K: Mother of Jesus, I'm trying to work, go away.

AMERICA: ohoh using emphasism now are we?

Arthur.K: Don't you have something better to do; I thought I was boring.

AMERICA: exactly

Arthur.K: You.

Arthur.K:

Arthur.K: Okay, okay I get it.

Arthur.K: The money is in the first draw on the left side of my bed. Go buy as many goodamn hamburgers as you want, just please LEAVE ME ALONE.

AMERICA: yooooo artie --

[ AMERICA fled away into the sunset on his majestic eagle, grasping 1,000 pounds thieved from Arthur.K, to his brethren Burger King ]

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 06, 2015 ⏰

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