imagine: your in a random house with michael and ashton and ur all in the kitchen because ur all hungry as FUCK so mike decides to make some pizza in the oven and a few minutes after it's in a fire starts so you scream "MICHAEL YOU DUMBASS U STARTED A FIRE" and he says "YOU DONT THINK I FUCKING SEE THAT?!?" and ashton the voice of reason goes and gets a fire extinguisher to get out the fire when he accidentally pushes michael into the fire since he was not paying attention since he was arguing with you and then michael has to go into the hospital because ashton fucking sacrificed him to the flames and you and ashton then become a couple while waiting for mike to recover from his devastating burns that ashton caused THE END😍