Dear [Y/n],
Well you could fucking start with asking me out for a coffee or a goddamn ramen, or even some other shit.
Those letters were surprising actually. Who would have thought that my first shitty crush, and only one so far, would like me back. IF YOU MENTION THIS LETTER WHEN WE MET UP I WILL KILL YOU! But yeah, I read every single one of those letters you send me, so here is my replay to your shitty feelings.
I'm not good with this love bullshit, so why don't you just call me and we can talk properly, as a boyfriend and girlfriend should. You're mine now, no backing up now bitch.
Here Is my number: xxx-xxx-xxx
From your number one hero,
Sincerly yours,
Katsuki
