Welcome to incorrect quotes because so have writers block and I don't know what else to do.
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Anderson: if I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
Greg: weak
Molly: strong
Sherlock: an idiot
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*Sherlock, John and Greg on their first case together surrounded by criminals*
John: *spots a gun and picks it up*
Greg: woah there buddy maybe you should put that down
John: *has already checked the bullets and turned off the safety*
John: *proceeds to shoot every bad guy in the head*
Sherlock appearing out of know where: he fought in Afghanistan, Greg.
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Mycroft, after discussing modern slang with John : I have decided that I am in fact, a snack. People just aren't hungry.
Sherlock: what the fu-
Greg: I'm starving
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John: you're mad
Sherlock: thank goodness for that because if I wasn't none of my plans will work.
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Sherlock, very obviously high: I'm stuck between two career paths...
John: yeah...?
Sherlock: my first choice is to be an overly dramatic Shakespearian actor. But I'm fighting the inner urge to be a stripper.
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Molly: if Kirby absorbed you, what power would he get?
Sherlock: depression
Mycroft: who the fuck is Kirby
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Sherlock: don't fear death, fear the state in which you will die
John: *shivers* Alabama
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Sherlock: when people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let people know I don't really care about them.
Mycroft: that's a genius move.
Sherlock: thank you.
Mycroft: you're welcome, Lester.
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