Sorry I've been inactive for so long guys! I've been really busy with exams. Hopefully I should be able to post more soon!
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Sherlock: are you flirting with me?
John: I'm fucking trying to.
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Jim: I'm going to shoot you now.
Sherlock: *sighs* just hurry up jeez.
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Jim: Sherlock please stop trying to frame me for murder. Just because I've killed thousands of people doesn't mean I killed this specific one.
Sherlock: but you did kill him-
Jim: well..yeah. I was just trying to get my point across.
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Anderson: what if when John says Sherlock 'keeps him on his toes' he means when they're kissing because Sherlocks so much taller.
Greg: dude it's 4am what the fu-
John kicking down the door: YES. THATS EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT.
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John: are you a girl or a boy?
Euros: bitch I'm the fucking Antichrist.
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Evil John: you know what they say Sherlock... keep your friends close but your enemies even-
John: Sherlock what are you doing?
John: Sherlock not that close, that's too close.
John: Sherlock! SHERLOCK PUT ME DOWN.
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Lestrade: we all want to be Sherlock but deep down we all know we're Anderson.
Anderson: rude.
Sally: *sobbing* so true
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