Sherlock: I hate everyone on this planet except for my dog.
John: ...
Sherlock: ...and John
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Sherlock: *has been kidnapped, drugged, tortured, bullied, isolated and no one notices*
John: *stubs a toe*
Sherlock: OH MY GOD JOHN ARE YOU OK?!?!
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BBC Sherlock but every time Sherlock messes up, Brittany Spears "oops I did it again" plays.
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A random therapists: it's ok to deal with your trauma, you should name something you're grateful for.
John: Sherlock
Mycroft: My mind
Jim: guns
Greg: my job
Sherlock: Victor
Everyone: ...who?
Sherlock realising no one knows about redbeard:
Sherlock realising he's repressed his memories:
Sherlock realising he's never going to resolve any of his problems and that's why he solves other peoples instead:
Sherlock: drugs...I meant drugs.
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Mrs Hudson: what was her name?
John: for the last time Mrs Hudson...
I
AM
GAY.
...wait-
Mrs Hudson: I knew it.
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Sherlock: imagine if Mother Nature was really just a sassy teenage girl. And like- whenever she was pissed off she'd just *gestures an explosion* boom, volcanic eruption, boom, tsunami, boom, pandemic.
John: *slowly takes away Sherlocks dip dab* ...that's enough sugar for you today.
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