As a detective, it's my duty to make this disclaimer
Are you sure "Melissa" is not the name of your trainer?
So, they claimed that you'd be an unforgettable friend,
Yet the damage caused won't be forgotten until the end
You seemed like a trustworthy companion right on the screen,
But you left an even bitterer taste in my precious caffeine
Even without peeking through my magnifying glass,
I can see you still slithering like a storm worm in the grass
Like a venomous Seviper, you slayed a fortune
Your victims' memories and hard work were all gone so soon
You were nothing but a love bug, harvesting information
Bouncing from email to email, from nation to nation
Your cheeks beamed in CodeRed during your widespread misdeed
You caused young players and their parents' broken hearts to bleed
You fooled them with that innocent look in each golden eye,
But you can never fool me, so don't even try
With my human speech, I'm not trying to be funny
But I'm a loyal crime solver and you're a bad bunny
I sense danger in my jellies, but I sense no fear
It won't be long until you'll get the hell out of here
Whether I can speak to a human about you or not,
I still ain't losing my cool, my hat or the plot
You may look and probably sound a lot like me,
But you'll never be the me I'll ever want to be
YOU ARE READING
Laura's Poetry Chronicles - Part 3
PoetryThe third part of my poetry chronicles include: . A poem about Stolas from Helluva Boss discovering that Lisa Cooper used to be Not Really Lisa ten years ago. . A Christmas poem about a young woman known as "Lady White Riding Hood" and a white wolf...
