Me: *is sitting next to Vinnie on the sofa* Okay everybody! I just put Anubis down in the crib for his nap, and now it's time to continue these truths/dares!
Vinnie: *pulls me closer to him, as he is still in protective mode*
(Dare)
*I dare The Fox and the Dog to go and get the newspaper for the host*
Eric Carr: Ohh yeah! Let's do it. *rushes over to the closet to put on his winter coat, gloves, scarf, boots, and his warm woolly hat*
Bruce: *smiles and goes to do the same thing as the Fox*
(*Fifteen minutes later...*)
Eric Carr: Look! The newspaper is on the sidewalk next to the Butterfly bush! *starts walking towards sidewalk, and then all of a sudden steps on a string that's tied to a bucket of glitter bombs* Huh?
Bruce: Uh oh...😧
(*Both the Fox and the Dog scream like the Wet Bandits from the movie Home Alone as a bunch of glitter bombs fall onto their heads, and in all the chaos, they accidentally slipped on the ice and fell headfirst into a pile of snow*)
Bruce: 😖
Eric Carr: *switches to his fox form to dig a hole so he can free himself* 🦊
Bruce: *spits out a bunch of snow that got in his mouth* 😪
Eric Carr: *switches back to his regular form* Bruce, what in the name of KISSteria just happened? *stands up and shakes the snow off his hair*
Bruce: *stands up back on his feet* I don't know. But I think Emily must have installed that bucket of glitter bombs around Christmas to keep any intruders from breaking into the spare building.
Eric Carr: *groans as he still had glitter in his hair* What a schmuck...😣
(*Bruce Kulick picks up the newspaper and then walks back to the front door of the spare building, and Eric Carr does the same*)
YOU ARE READING
Truth or Dare With Kiss: (32)
HumorThe THIRTY-SECOND book to my truth or dare series with the hottest band in the world.
