Did You Get A Whopper?

Chapter 3

When we arrived at the party it was already full on going. Some 2000's shit Party Hit that no-one actually could stand without alcohol was blasting and was able to be heard from two blocks away. The front yard was full of people  I didn't recognise and when I asked Wolfgang if they had a clue on who these people were he only shrugged his shoulders and slowly got off of his broomstick.

Me and Wolfgang decided to enter the house, that was rather a mansion than a house and looked for the drinks. We saw a dude in the kitchen showing off his skills mixing cheap cocktails from corner store vodka and energy drinks "for the aroma", he shouted to the mass of girls infront of him, as he added a drop of sprite and an orange gummy bear.

There I recognised him. The good looking wish ordered bar tender was Jack f*ing Manifold! My breath hitched and my eyes widened.

"Broo, if you faint again I won't carry you, you're heavy af with all of that meat. I'll leave you." Wolfgang whispered in his sexy Italian accent.
I rolled my eyes and turned to them
"I won't!" I shouted with faked confidence and exed a vodka shot that had just been standing at the table.

"What was in there?" I asked the alligator as I suddenly felt dizzy. "Bro, no idea. You were the one dumb enough to drink that. I'd never drink such filth.", I looked at him disturbed, he just ended that sentence with a perfect British accent??
Ok ok now he is unscrewing HIS OWN VODKA BOTTLE. This little buttshit.

He gave me a wide grin after taking a big gulp from the bottle and wiping his mouth with his paw. (Do Alligators have paws? What do you call their feet??)

"If you ain't a puss, go up to Jack and ask him to dance with you!", Wolfgang said just to turn around run off to a group of boys standing infront of the pool outside contemplating on whether or not they should push each other in it.

I took a deep breath. Honestly? Should I just go up to him? I'd actually rather not, can't afford another awkwardness like that after what happened on Tuesday.

With a sigh I turned around and decided to explore the Mansion. With four floors there was a lot to see.

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OMG I AM ALIVE
HI TO ANYONE ACTUALLY READING THIS GARBAGE. YOU BLOW MY MIND
sorry for any spelling mistakes <3