(I was gonna use vatican as the homophobic country but then remembered british empire existed. this is also based off somet I remember seeing on the internet, but added some bits)
*at family gathering, cuz why not*
b.e: Gay "people" are going to go to hell.
wales and brit: *stands and leaves*
b.e: where do you 2 think you're going.
wales: hell apparently.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~added bit~~~~~~~~~~~
{just after they stand up}
ireland + north: *realises whats gonna happen and starts dying of laughter*
scotland *to England*: they're dead.
england *to Scotland*: wait whats going on?
scotland *to england*: you'll realise in a second.
YOU ARE READING
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