Im so quirky... UwU (Ch. 1)

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Outfit check because I'm so quirky! :3
- Long golden blonde hair in a messy bun cause I'm so quirky UwU
- Skinny jeans duh 🙄
- Beautiful Blue orbs that shine brighter than the sun 🥺🥺
- Ugg boots and my Starbucks!! UwU

Y/N POV:
Hi I'm Clarinet! Everyone call me Dipshit! Anyways, I'm an orphan who gets severely bullied each and every day by this school girl bully who's SOOOO basic, her name is Amanda Tendergreens and I hate her so so so much, anyways, my mom died along with my dad and my crocodile and my unborn baby sister and my unborn baby brother and my chair named Clemmins Clime and my shark and my lawnmower, And my great great cousin Beef Stroganoff in a very very VERY tragic car crash... I know, my life is so tragic..
anyways, today is like a day at school named ToesInYourNose Highschool, I love that place and I also hate it so so much! I love it because my lovey dovey JAKEY CAKEY WAKEY MAKEY SHAKEY LAKEY PAKEY is there, but Amanda Tendergreens, my bully ugh 😒 is always viciously trying to flirt on MY man! I hate her so much! She looks like if Mona Lisa were to have a big big nose and bright neon blonde hair with 15 shades of lipstick and 60 shades of lipgloss! She. Is. The. Worst!
So I go to the bathroom and I have to grab like 15000000 stools to even see myself in the mirror! I'm so short and quirky, like I can barely even reach the sink because I'm like 0.0000000000000000000000001'1! I climb into the sink and start to lusciously swim in it, it's so cold! But I can't even touch the tap so this is very very tragic... 🥺
I throw on my ugg boots and put my hair into a messy blonde bun and put on some skinny jeans and a beautiful blue croptop because I'm one of the boys duh 😒

Anyways, ToesInYourNose Highschool, here I come!

AMANDA TENDERGREENS I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A SPOON

A/N: Pwease don't make fun of Y/N SHES based of myself, also Y/N's halftime name is Clarient, so deal with it 😒😒

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