Y/N x Jakey Wakey Cakey

Bamanda StinkyCheese

I see AmAnDa TeNdErGrEeNs sobbing on the side walk!!

I go over to her to knock the living unicorn poopsie slime surprise out of her when...!
"WAAAAAAAA JAKEY WAKEY PUSHED ME ON THE GROUND AND NOW I DONT HAVE MY PINKTY DRINKITY" she cries!!
I feel bad... then I look at her toes...
OH NO!! ONE OF THEM WAS FRACTURED!!
There were two girls beside my WORST ENEMY 🤬 who I assumed were her friends... but then they left her high and dry...!!
"I'll help you Bamanda StinkyCheese!" I yell out heroically
"ITS AMANDA TENDERGREENS YOU TWERP."
I pick her up gracefully and spin in a ballerina type way like those cooler dancers in the nut cracker ballet thing
"NOT ONLY IS MY TOE BROKEN BUT NOW YOUR GIVING ME A HEADACHE WITH THE SPINNING!!"
She's SOOO UNGEATEFUL!!!

Anyways I go to the nurse office and I see two girls on the seats things, I drop Amanda Tendergreens in the sink there and then one of the girls talks to me...!!!
"Ong hi" This one girl says!!
"H-h-h-h-h-hi..." I answer back....
"HAVEYOUSEENJAKEYWAKEYHEISSOHOTBUTYOUCANTDATEHIMHEISMINEOK??" I yell frantically at both of them..!!!!
"What the ever besides we are gay"
The girl says..!!!
"Oh that's cool, you know I'm gay to" I answer back, like, I GIVE OFF SUCHHHHH GAY VIBESSSS
"BUT IM SO STRAIGHT FOR JAKE!!" I yell!!
"Mari I think she has the stupid" This girl says, ugh, I DONT HAVE THE STUPID!!
"Ya Clari- Grandma Lala is here. Bye bye uhm, weird Jake obsessed girl" Mari says
I YELL AT THEM IM NOT WEIRD!!
And then this horsegirl grandma comes and picks both of them up with pickles...
Anyways AmAnDa Tendergreens walks out with an entire body cast cus of her poor broken toe!!
"Don't tell anyone twerp." She says rudely 🤬🤬
"Not Even a thank you??" I murmur under my breath
And so, Amanda Tendergreens slaps this note on my face and Fortnite dances away.
I pick up the kawaii UwU coloured note and read it
"Dear Y/N/Clarinet
Sit on our table. Do it now.
- AmAnDa Tendergreens"
I drop the note..
I AM GONNA SIT WITH THE COOLEST AND THE MOST POPULAR AND THE MOST FEARED BULLYS????
OH MY GOSH...
Finally...! If I join their friendgroup I can expose them for how HORRIBLE they are!!
AND THEN. JAKEY WAKEY MIGHT FINALLY NOTICE ME!!

TOMORROWS DAY IS GOING TO BE PERFECT!!