JAKEY WAKEY CAKEY MAKEY (ch.3)

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So I get through school pretty fine, and like I swear I am about to literally punch Amanda Tendergreens because like I hate her so much! And if I do I'd be like a baddie girl boss slay huntie baddie queen of course.
I swiftly glide like a beautiful unicorn down to the back of the school to see JAKEY WAKEY CAKEY SHAKEY MAKEY LAKEY SAKEY RAKEY QUAKEY!!

Time skip, why? Because I'm.... SO QUIRKY UWUWUWUWUWU!!

"Listen here loser"
I gulp like an anime girl (Cus I'm so aesthetic like one)
HE PINS ME TO THE WALL...?!1?!1
I CAN HEAR HIS GROWLS SURFACING
GOD I BET HIS COCKADOODLE IS BETTER 🤪
"Do my meth homework, or else I will crush you with this body!!"
HE REVEALS HIS 69 PACK....
HES SO HOT IM DYING 😭😭😞😣😨😖

SO I TAKE HIS METH HOMEWORK AND GLIDE GRACEFULLY LIKE A UNICORN TO MY HOUSE
I get in and DONT take off my shoes cus I'm a baddie 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
I HEAR A KNOCK ON THE DOOR...?!1?1
I open it up...
AND ITS
AND ITS
AND ITS...?!?1!1??2




A/N:
Sorry it's so short my uwu pasta dorito chips 🙁🙁🙁

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