So True

Chapter 11: He/She is cheating you Dumbass

If you have an idea that your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating do NOT investigate as soon as possible. For example, right then and there. You first confront him/her to see if that person is cheating. But if you know for sure that your spouse is cheating investigate. If your spouse says "No" with a suspicious face or voice in the "No" you investigate. If you are going to wait until your spouse's birthday I surly have a plan for you. If you are in need of revenge, have sex with someone else on your own bed & even if you want to get caught. Wait until your spouse is home from work or any where else & if you do have wine or any sort of drink throw it into your now ex's face and kiss your one night stand. If you want this revenge to be a bit sweeter have sex with your ex's brother or anyone else related to him or friend. Ok for the people that want to wait until your spouse's birthday here is a plan. Your spouse is obvisouly going to make excuses "I have late night shifts at work etc...". Call up your spouse's work place to see if she/he is there and he/she isn't surprising?? You ask your spouse about that they say "Oh, it's just a joke we have etc.." . Make sure you save up money, you have your own place etc so you won't be homeless after the relationship. Today's the big day your spouse's birthday! You invite all her/his co-workers, friends, & family members over. But before all that you tell your spouse that your going to a job thing.. etc. She know's it's her time to bring her sex spouse over to her house. But what she doesn't know all her/his co-workers, friends, family members are in the bedroom hiding.You jump up and say surprise & she/he naked with her/his sex spouse. She/him are embarrased, your happy. Call him/her a ass hole or what ever curse word, throw a drink in her/his face, & leave [But don't forget to tell her/him happy birthday!]

Never play with the feelings of others. Because you may win the game but you'll surely lose the person for a lifetime. 

I'm glad you cheated on me him/her probaly gave you something I couldn't..STD'S