Night In The Museum

"What are we here for already ?"

"Quill you idiot, we are here to retrieve the reality stone, you know to stop Thanos and bring back half the population of the entire universe !" Yelled Nebula while leaving the spaceship.

The two of them where chosen to go to Nowhere in order to find the Collector and gently ask him for the reality stone. Obviously that wont be this easy, lying is like a second skin for the Collector, he wont leave his precious collection for anyone even if his life is at stake. What a fool man he is.

Since Thanos's snap, so much things have changed. People lost their love, their family, their friends and so much more. Quill became a shell of the man he used to be, always remembering Gamora -probably the love of his life- trapped in his head.... That is until the Avengers -what's let of them- decide on performing a time heist. Basically, returning to the past to retrieve the stones that Thanos haven't stoled yet. Easy right ?! Not really. Everbody has a role to play, an infinity stone to retrieve, a mission to succeed. That' how Nebula find herself trapped with Quill.

"What the hell happened here ?" Interrogates Quill. "That was not like that the last time I came here, it seems so different I don't know how to word it."

"Different how ?" Nebula never came here so as no idea what he is talking about.

"When I came here it was alien stuff everywhere, objects as well as living subjects... But know it looks like what we could find in those Terrannien Museum ?"

"You don't seem that sure of yourself ! How I am suppose to trust you when you can't even remember a fact as simple as "How is it different ?!"

Before Quill could answer her, a sound of running as well as heavy footstep were heard by the bothh of them. They decide to hide behind and under a huge mahogany desk.

Some minutes later they both heard nothing, the get out of their hidding place to find themselves nose to nose with none other than me and a huge squeleton T-Rex.

"May we know who those lovely new companions's are ?" I say in a seductive yet autoritative voice. "You're not from here, especially you." I irectly pointed at Nebula with a simatetic smile trying to lighten the ever present tension.

"Y-Y-You've got freaking dinosaure next to you, a squeleton's dinosaure, and it's moving...alone." Quill freaks at the view an couln't ontain his fear.

"No worries, he won't do anything to any of you two except to protect us, that is a promise I made to you. Know if you could answers my previous question, I won't have to waste my night time."

"I'm Peter Quill and this is Nebula. We're coming from the future to prevent a global extinction of half of the living being of this galaxy."

"Your future seems rather awful, but it still not answer the reason of your mere presence here."

"I think it's stange that you don't seem surprised at all or thinking that we might be lying to you, who are you and what are you doing here !," Nebula couldn't stand so many interrogations and so few answers.

"My name is Y/N, mistress of the Great Pharaoh Sethi the first, lover of the High priest Imhotep and holder of the Reality Tablett ! As for my pretended naivety, just know that Im way much older than you and I have a dinosaure on my side !"

Everything seems so unbelievable, how could this be. A dinosaure, pharaoh a reality tablett... They need answers from to Collector as soon as possible and get out of this place.

"Alright your majesty, would be please have the courtesy of telling us where to find the Colector ?" Ask Quill with all the good manners he could muster.

"Of course, he's dead !"

"When ? How ?" If the man was dead they will never be able to retrieve the stone, not with y/n and here guard dog of a dinosaure thinks Nebula."Did you kill him ?"

"It's been some months now, and it wasn't me sorry to dissapoint you gorgeous lady in blue. It was the Huns. Although I did nothing to stop them, I purely innocent." I smile at them full of sarcasm but still genuine.

As I see that the death of the Collector seems to be a really bad new for the both of them I decide to explain them everything from the beginning to this day. At first he collected only aliens artefacts until he enters into possession of me -I was in Cambridge University at the time- to starts his Terrian collection. What he didn't know was that I came with a tablett that -once at night and the moon shines on its center- allowed all the dead and inanimate thing to be alive again. Lets just say that it didn't go well when he started to play with the Huns...

"So you're saying that you're dead ?" Ask Quill.

"From millenia now, but thanks to my tablett I rise again every night as well as everything damn thing in this museum, which explains the T-Rex."

Nebula push Quill to the side so they can talk without being heard. She thinks that the tablett is probably a part of the stone that's why the reallity is alternate but only in the museum an not elsewhere. They come to the conclusion that they need her tablett to prevent the end of half the universe. Unfortunately they also come to the conclusion that in order to do so she wont be able to rise anymore after tonight. They both come to her an explain everything, from Thanos to the snap, the other infinity stones and the consequences.

"If I give it to you, ou have to promise to find a way to bring it back to me"

"We'll do what we can..." starts Quill.

"Promise me as I promise you ! I'm not the only stuck in here. I understand what you fight for I was by the Pharaoh's side a ong time ago, the people are important. But understand also that in my point of view what happened or what will happened in the future is of no use for me as I'm already dead. The only importance for me are the people from your timeline, and from the museum." I say with passion and tears prickling in my eyes.

"We promise you, we'll find a way !"

"Thank you my gorgeous lady in blue !".

I aproach them while holding the tablett, lightly kiss the both of them on the lips, give up my tablett and go back to my sarcophagus. Before leaving their sight I turn around and tell them one last time "You made a Promise don't make me regret it!"

THE END