You and Me are not the same

the beginnings

Megamind pov

The air rang cold as a storm blew over metro city. A crowd gazed up to look at the burst of orange and yellow. They gazed at me...Megamind. All I've ever wanted was to be seen, now that I have it I can't help but think 'what do I do now?'

I stayed not knowing what to do for a while, a year to be exact. Then I met Shrek. He was everything I could have ever wanted, he was strong, stable, sure he had some anger issues here and there, but he was as handsome as an ogre. Though I knew I could never have him, not only was he married with 3 kids. I was blue. Mentally and physically.

The next five months were full of gushing to Minon about Shrek, Everytime he looked at me like I was crazy. Everytime I would tell myself that he just has too high of standards, being asexual and stuff. One specific day me and Shrek locked eyes, our eyes stayed looking for what felt like an hour but i'm sure it was only 30 seconds or so. Later that day I went home and wrote in my diary.

Dear diary

Today me and Shrek locked eyes... If anything it was a special awakening. His eyes were the most beautiful swampy brown eyes. I wanted to eat them, devour them, maybe cook them in a little soup.

I've been trying to think of a plan to get Fiona out of the equation, maybe... murder? No I could never... or maybe I could? Would donkey be a problem? Maybe he could help me? Is he even a real donkey? Wait, I'm getting off track.

Xoxo, big brained beauty

The days continued nothing much happened. One day I was sitting in my lab (the fancy office gets boring after a while) and I heard my phone buzz, I looked over to see a text notification. People usually are too intimidated to shoot me a text. When i took a closer look at my lock screen i was shocked to see big beautiful swamp man <3 as the sender. I quickly felt the blood rising to my cheeks as I unlocked my phone.

The text read as so

Big beautiful swamp man <3

Hey, you're cute. Sent 3:09

Wait, was that too straight forward sorry. Sent 3:09

Oh this is shrek btw ;) Sent 3:11

My brain was even more scrambled than when I first saw the notification. He thinks I'm cute. Shrek Thinks i'm cute. I had to grab a glass of water before replying

Ruler of the world

Well hey there ig, i think your pretty cute yourself ogre man <3 read 3:13

Shrek pov

I've always thought the big blue headed balloon boy was cute but recently I realized my love for him. I kept looking at him trying to get him to notice me, but I couldn't. I think my fiona may be starting to suspect something going on. I haven't meant to but I've been distancing myself from her and the kids Farkel, Fergus, Felicia.

The kids were turning seven, instead of going to their party I sat in my favorite spot in my swamp and thought about Megamind. The man, who had been flooding my thoughts for months without me realizing why.

"Hey onion, me and the kids were thinking that when they get off school for spring we could go to the Bahamas?" asked my wife, Fiona

To me the idea sounded like the absolute worst, being in a hot climate surrounded by clean blue water. I'm rather comfy either staying in my humid, dirty swamp or in metro city where I can view all the heavenly banners of Megamind.

"That sounds like it could be really fun, for you and the kids but I'm pretty sure I'll be busy for a while." I replied thinking about how I should be feeling more guilt, but all I could think of was Megamind.

Fiona looked down said a quiet "okay, never mind" and walked out

I waited for a few moments till I knew she wouldn't be coming back into the room for a while and pulled out my phone.

I took a few more moments to think, I knew I wanted to text him but what do i say?

I started off simple

big scary ogre

Hey, you're cute. Sent 3:09

I couldn't help but think I messed up. What if he hates me?

Wait, was that too straight forward sorry. Sent 3:09

Wait, does he even know my number?

Oh this is shrek btw ;) Sent 3:11

<3 him <3

Well hey there ig, i think your pretty cute yourself ogre man <3 read 3:13

I was in disbelief. Never in a million years did I think me and Megamind would be chatting. I felt my cheeks flush, turning my green skin a nice shade of pink.