lesson five

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i died from cringe im rewriting after a couple of months and i hate this

MARK:
IM SO NERVOUS

SICHENG:
about the yuta thing?

MARK:
YEAH
WHAT IF HE REJECTS ME

SICHENG:
then that's sad

MARK:
EXACTLY
UR NOT HELPING HERE

SICHENG:
BITHC IF U DONT LISTEN TO ME IM GONNA KILL U

MARK:
who
is this
SICHENG DOESNF EVEN USE CAPS THATS SCARY
NOOOOOOOOO

SICHENG:
ITS UR MOM

MARK:
which one

SICHENG:
TAEYONG

MARK:
OOOOHHHHH
GUIDE ME
MOTHER
FATHER

SICHENG:
SHUT YO CANADIAN ASS UP AND LISTEN TO ME
yuta likes sicheng

MARK:
nahahah
THATS HARSH
I THOUGHT U WERE GNNA GIVE ME ACTUAL ADVICE
BUT NOOOOO

SICHENG:
NO IM JUST JOKING
i think
TAKE THAT AS A WARNING

MARK:
OKOK
but
hyung
why do u have his phone

SICHENG:
oh he's talking to donghyuck in the restaurant
so i stole his phone
whilst yuta coats him with kisses
and hes trying to pull away
and now hendery is here
and he spilt wine on xiaojuns sweater
oh hendery apologised
xiaojun is telling him to clean it up
hendery is licking his sweater

MARK:
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GROUP

SICHENG:
excuse me

MARK:
jk sorry pls
ur a great leader

SICHENG:
EXACTLY
IF IT WERENT FOR ME U WOULDNT HAVE THAT CLUMPY AS

MARK:
huh
clumpy as??

SICHENG:
hi
it's me

MARK:
OH SICHENG
HI

SICHENG:
NO ITS TAEYONG

MARK:
FR???

SICHENG:
no u dumb bitch

MARK:
ouch

neocult

JISUNG:
so hyung
ur saying u ate dogs food
and it tasted good

JUNGWOO:
yes
it was delicious

JISUNG:
what did it taste like ???

JUNGWOO:
chocolate

DOYOUNG:
idk what chocolate uve been eating

YANGYANG:
prolly ain't chocolate
uve been eating dog shit mate

XIAOJUN:
yeah mate
wot u gunna do abouht it huh
make a cuppa tea???

YANGYANG:
STFU

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