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lesson seven

I changed the layout cos I got lazy of doing the other one + it looks neater (i wrote this in class oops)

jungwoo started a chat with donghyuck, johnny, taeil, sicheng, mark and doyoung

jungwoo: ok so
jungwoo: we've known each other fo awhile
jungwoo: and i just wanna say that i'm the member with the best hair

johnny: ur also the member with the biggest gob
johnny: smh

jungwoo: woooww
jungwoo: goggle why doesnt my dad love me

doyoung: bro go on google first instead of that goggle shit

taeil: bro get a dad first instead of asking if he loves u and shit

doyoung: that too

mark: hahahaha fatherless + bozo + L + no1 cares + who asked

doyoung: mark
doyoung: don't just
doyoung: don't

donghyuck: cringe
donghyuck: anyway
donghyuck: why did u add us out of everyone

jungwoo: i was supposed to type in the chat but the wind knocked my phone out of my hand and it landed on the sofa then i was about to get it but yuta sat on it and he itched his ass and he still couldn't feel my phone and he kept moving his ass around and somehow made this gc with his ass and i was too lazy to go back so i just made it

donghyuck: im not reading all of that

sicheng: basically yuta

donghyuck: oh ok understandable

johnny: shut up guys i have an announcement to make

mark: omg
mark: ive been waiting for this day to come for years

johnny: YES
johnny: and it finally happened

mark: ur pregnant

johnny: what no

mark: :(

johnny: i have a crush

mark: omg nooo way
mark: WE ALL KNOW

johnny: wait what

taeil: yeah bro the whole campus knows
taeil: on ten right

johnny: no

taeil: wait then who

johnny: his name is chittaphon leechaiyapornkul
johnny: do not disrespect him like that

taeil: same guy

jungwoo: u probably copied that off google
jungwoo: goggle* shit

doyoung: ITS FUCKIGN GOOGLE
doyoung: also yeah u probably did

johnny: DID NOT