The LaRusso Cobra (Cobra Kai)

December 19

Sam, Miguel and I were standing in front of the guys from the two dojos.

"I don't now how to explain this any plainer, eagle fang and miyagi-do have to work together" Sam said trying to convince everyone

"Even if we want to team up, it would never work, I was in cobra Kai, their style mixes with ours like..." Chris said trying to find an example

"Oil and vinegar" Nathaniel said

"No not Salas dressing" Chris said "I would say like the British bulldogs and the hart foundation"

"They were friends dipshit" Mitch said

"Not at the wrestlemania 3, penis breath" Chris said to Mitch

"Ok, you can't call me penis breath, only they can call me penis breath" Mitch said to him

"Why are you ok with anyone calling you penis breath?" Chris asked confused

"You know what screw this, come on let's go" Mitch said to Bert and they both started walking to the door

"Hey pussies!!" Demetri screamed making them stop "this is exactly what those assholes from Cobra Kai want, since you were one of them your an asshole to, so are you" Demetri said pointing at Chris

"I ain't no asshole" Chris said quietly

"So was I, or at least I wanted to be one" Demetri said " but now Cobra Kai is the worst collection of assholes in the Valley, run by the king of all assholes, so by merging with eagle fang... weird name by the way, can keep us all from getting shit on anymore, then we'd all be assholes not to do it"

"For some reason Demetri looks really attractive right now" I said making everyone look at me weird

"I'm sorry for all the assholes, I usually take in my grandiloquence, but is an emotional time" Demetri said

"And... is gone" I said taking back what I said

Mitch and Bert walked to the couch to sit down again.

"Now... where do we start?" Demetri asked us

(...)

"We're all in agreement that our new combined dojo should train at Miyagi-Do" Demetri said making all of us nod "But deadlocked on a new name, gi design, post-training snacks and Sensei dispute resolution protocol, ok, not good, but still, it's a start"

We heard a cat meowing outside making everyone turn around.

"Se I think your cat wants to come in, here kitty, kitty" Bert said going outside

"I didn't know you had a cat" Miguel asked us

"We don't" I said looking dirty at Sam

"It's not my fault I'm allergic" she said to me

"Oh you could control it if you wanted to" I said crossing my arms.

We were gonna continue arguing but we got interrupted by Bert flying through our kitchen window, making us all run to him.

"Bert what happens?" Miguel asked him

"No cat" he said

Then Hawk, Kyler and some Cobra Kais came in the house.

"It's pay back time Reah" Kyler said to Miguel

The front door opened revealing Tory and the rest of Cobra kai.