31.) You may NOT sell your soul for a klondike bar.
Thatch: It was one time and it would have been a fair trade.
Kingdew: No. No, it wouldn't have been. Do better.
Thatch: Fuck man, do you gotta go for my throat?
Kingdew: Yes.
32.) NOR may you sell Rakuyo's.
Thatch: In my defense, I'm pretty sure he has nine lives.
Rakuyo: I'm not a cat?!?! Who's been saying I'm a cat?!?!
Thatch: Curiel.
Curiel: Bitch.
33.) STOP making a betting pool regarding the up-and-coming Worst Generation. Ace gets pissed whenever someone puts money on anyone other than Straw Hat Luffy.
Thatch: Hey, Luffy's getting a lot of bets too! He's tied with Captain Kid and the Surgeon of Death!
Ace: Who's been betting on those degenerates instead of my baby bro?! When I find you, you're gonna get it!
Marco: See what you've done, yoi?"
Thatch: Shut it, you placed bets on the Massacre Soldier!
Ace: Marco did what now?!?!
Haruta: Marco better hide~~~
Marco: Yeeeaaah, I'm already on it...
Ace: Marco!!!
34.) Handing out red shirts to new recruits is NOT allowed. The red shirt stigma is a myth (we think).
Thatch: How else are we gonna tell the newbies apart from everyone else?
Marco: If this is some form of your hazing process...
Thatch: It's not!! It's an accurate form of identification!
Izou: It's not and those shirts are another crime against fashion you have committed.
Thatch: Izou, don't be like that!
Izou: I will. I will be like that.
35.) QUIT telling Namur and Jiru to get a room whenever you see them so much as holding hands.
Thatch: Now that everyone knows about them, the PDA is insane and I can never unsee things!
Fossa: They can't be that bad, can they?
Curiel: I've had to replace a few of the cots in med bay...
Fossa: Ah.
Thatch: My poor eyes!!!
Jiru: Fuck you guys, learn to fucking knock then.
Thatch: I did!!!!
Pops: Gurararara!! Leave the two alone! Young love is in the air!
Namur: Thanks, Pops....I think.
36.) STOP threatening people with bananas. You have swords, why the fuck are you using bananas?
Thatch: I use bananas because people tend to react like blushing virgins. Like that blonde guy we met in Water 7 a while back? The one hanging around the mayor and shit.
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150 Things Thatch is NOT allowed to do
HumorAce isn't the only troublemaker among the Whitebeard Pirates, everyone is slowly getting pissed off by Thatch and gave him a list of his own. Thatch hates it and disagrees. Part 2 of 150 Things - One Piece Edition Sequel to - 150 Things Portgas D...
