16.) You can NOT use Ace in an attempt to roast Marco, figuratively and literally.
Thatch : It's not like it works anyways....God fucking damn it....
Marco : Thatch. Enough, you child.
Thatch : You're the child!
Marco : My point exactly.
17.) STOP threatening to withhold meals when Ace gets on your nerves. His whining is annoying and you always give in to his puppy eyes anyways. Save us all the trouble.
Thatch : I understand now, Izou. They are Ace's most powerful weapon. How does he do that???
Ace : Do what, haha?
Thatch : You damn well know what I'm talking about.
Ace : No clue!
Thatch : Not only shall I starve you, but I am going to smother you in your sleep!
Ace : Eeep! The list says you can't starve me! As for the smothering....Marco, help?
Marco : No.
Rakuyo : Oh damn, that's cold.
18.) Rule #11 also applies to marines and enemy pirate crews. We know about the Shanks/Mihawk story you and Izou wrote. STOP it.
Thatch : It was Izou's idea, I was just a consultant on it.
Izou : Oh, that's fucking BULL and you KNOW IT!!
Ace : In all fairness, it was actually a really good story. Very....dirty, though...
Marco : Ace?!?! Izou, Thatch. You two are done for when I find you.
Thatch : Okay, Ace is a grown ass man and can READ WHAT HE WANTS!!! We are not to be held accountable for his actions!
Izou : That's debatable.
Thatch : Izou? Betrayal!
19.) STOP making 'goo-goo' eyes at Izou when you think no one is looking.
Thatch : I don't make 'goo-goo eyes at Izou'. Can't a man...appreciate...another man's physical assets?
Curiel : Just admit you check him out, man. Save us all the trouble.
Thatch : I don't!!
Izou : It's quite alright Thatch, I'm used to stealing glances. It doesn't bother me any.
Thatch : You're...you're used to it ?? What does that mean? Who??
Marco : And there he goes, stop riling him up Izo.
Izou : No promises. ;)
20.) STOP hazing new crew members or alliances.
Thatch : No
21.) You are to NEVER play those cursed bagpipes again.
Thatch : Awe man, you gotta be kidding me. They weren't cheap! Now what am I gonna do with them?
Vista : Where did you even get them...?
Thatch : That's a secret. A kinky secret~~~
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150 Things Thatch is NOT allowed to do
HumorAce isn't the only troublemaker among the Whitebeard Pirates, everyone is slowly getting pissed off by Thatch and gave him a list of his own. Thatch hates it and disagrees. Part 2 of 150 Things - One Piece Edition Sequel to - 150 Things Portgas D...
