Your coffee influence (Levi Ackerman x Reader)

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7:44 am

Y/N
Good morning Levi wakey wakey!

Mr. Squidward
Shut up

Y/N
I'm in your mom's cafe

Mr. Squidward
I don't care

Y/N
Don't be rude to your customer

Mr. Squidward
You're not a loss anyway, we have a lot of customer

Y/N
Don't push me away! I'm going to buy
a cake and the one I love is in your cafe

Mr. Squidward
*my mother's cafe

Y/N
So how much is the strawberry shortcake?

Mr. Squidward
Goodness I don't know! Go ask in the counter.

Y/N
K.

8:00 am

Y/N
Your mom is beautiful!

Mr. Squidward
Of course

Y/N
And the price is...

Mr. Squidward 
???

Y/N
Nevermind she said it's free.

Mr. Squidward
WHAT

Y/N
So it happens that Hange told her
that I'm your new friend

Mr. Squidward
That shitty glasses has a big mouth, aren't she?

Y/N
I'm gonna cry 😭 the cake is holy

Mr. Squidward
I told our staff to put poison in your cake

Y/N
Thank you! You're so thoughtful

Mr. Squidward
You are welcome

5:21 pm

Mr. Squidward
You're already dead right?
The poison killed you?
Great