Your coffee influence (Levi Ackerman x Reader)

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8:23 am

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How should we spice up this conversation?

Rude Gnome
Huh?

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To make it more exciting

Rude Gnome
Aren't you excited to talk to me?

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I mean for the readers

Rude Gnome
What? Someone is reading our conversation?

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Well they opened the book

Rude Gnome
What book
What are you talking about

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This book

Rude Gnome
That's what you get for hanging out with four eyes
You've gone insane

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What else can we do?

Rude Gnome
Just talk to me and that's it

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I am running out of ideas for topics
Should I just prank you?

Rude Gnome
No

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What kind of prank do you like?

Rude Gnome
Look
Just converse with me normally

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I died

Rude Gnome
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It's a prank!!
Did I got you?

Rude Gnome
I swear I'm gonna send you to a psychiatrist

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If I became a cockroach, would you still talk to me?

Rude Gnome
Fuck you
That's gross

Y/N
Okay I'll stop
You do know that I'm like this whenever I am super super bored

Rude Gnome
You're scary as fuck

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Oh so you're scared?

Rude Gnome
No

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Seems like you have a fear on cockroaches

Rude Gnome
I can kill a hundreds of bugs within a second
It's just that they gross me out

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Anyway there is something we need to talk about

Rude Gnome
Hmmm?

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About our scandal in twitter
Eren's tweet
I think that's your fault

Rude Gnome
Are you embarrassed?

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ARE YOU NOT??

Rude Gnome
I don't even care

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My friends are teasing me
My ex friends also
Hey I think made them jealous

Rude Gnome
Them?

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My ex friends
Seems like they have a crush on you

Rude Gnome
I rather date a horse

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WHAT ABOUT ME

Rude Gnome
You're not even a low class

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Horse isn't low class

Rude Gnome
I know but would you date a horse?

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Yes

Rude Gnome
What I'm saying is
I won't date those kind of people

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And why the horses got involved?

Rude Gnome
I would rather choose the impossible
Get it?

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Oh okay
I was dumb for a minute

Rude Gnome
You know that I'm just waiting for the right time

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For what?

Rude Gnome
You're dumb again

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Excuse me?
Good morning 😡

Rude Gnome
Nevermind
Just a few more nights
I can finally see your ugly face even though you're close to mine

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I don't know what to feel
Should I be happy for that or be insulted
But you know the whole time I am talking to you is a challenge
If not for the pandemic maybe we have crossed each other by now
I am dying to see you

Rude Gnome
I love how patient you are

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Are you sure about that?
Those days I am sending you coffee, I am trying to peeked inside your house just to see you

Rude Gnome
Oh so that's why I feel weird
Eyes are watching me

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That sounded like I am stalking you

Rude Gnome
I mean
Well it's possible for you to do that

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Wow