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Taehyung - Hickeys

[steamy but mostly wholesome]

He cradles your waist from behind as you look into the bathroom mirror, dabbing your neck with a beauty blender to conceal the hickeys he had given you about an hour ago. "It's not that bad." he remarks at your scowling expression. "Yes it is." you retort.

"Hey, at least I'm helping you accessorize for your family dinner. Hickeys are the new fashion statement, you know. Everyone's going to want one."
You chuckle and shake your head at his corny joke "That's one fashion trend I can do without."

Taehyung grins mischievously. "Alright, alright, but maybe these hickeys will distract your family from any talk of plans for babies at dinner."
"Oh, great. Instead of baby talk, they'll be wondering if I wrestled with a vampire." You dab your beauty blender faster and faster with increasing frustration. "This makeup is not cutting it so now I have to wear a scarf to my fucking family dinner." you say, putting it down and heading to your closet. Taehyung laughs. "I'm doing you a favor. What's wrong with scarves? You look good in them." he says, watching you in the mirror as you adjust the fabric that you had picked from your shelf.

"Taehyung.. It's summer!"
"Hey, keep up that attitude and I'll give you a few more." he teases. You turn around and look up at him with a sad frown, "I told you to give them to me in places where only we could see them." you say.
"I got carried away. Sorry, baby."
"Whatever."

Leaving to continue getting ready, Taehyung slaps your ass on the way out of the bathroom; only aggravating you more. "You're too much." you mutter, adjusting the scarf around your neck to cover every single love bite.

"Baby.. why are you in such a pissy mood??" he asks.
You scoff, "You don't remember what week it is?"
"Ah, right. Shark week." He replies.
"You're an adult. You can call it a period." you say.
"Right. A period. Once a month where you're super hungry, we can't have sex and there's a full moon." Taehyung jokes, waiting for you to laugh. "Come on. That was funny." he says.
"Barely." You give him a half-hearted smile, but it's clear that you're still a bit annoyed. Taehyung walks over to you, wrapping his arms around your waist and resting his chin on your shoulder. "I'm sorry, babe. I know it can be tough, but I'm here for you. Anything you need, just let me know."

You sigh and lean into his embrace. "I appreciate that, Tae. It's just that sometimes I wish you'd take it more seriously."

Taehyung can't help but smirk, seizing the opportunity to inject some humor into the situation. "I mean, come on, it's like we're living in a Stephen King novel every month, right? 'The Curse of the Crimson Tide.' I half expect the neighbors to start locking their doors."

You can't help but chuckle at his over-the-top description despite your bitter mood. "It's not that dramatic." you say. He raises an eyebrow and continues his comedic monologue. "Oh, really? Tell that to my friends, who have to hear about my frantic late-night grocery store runs to buy tampons and chocolate. They've started calling it 'Mission: Survival of the Monthly Monster.'"

Your laughter grows at his theatrics. "Okay, Tae. You don't seem to hate when this monthly monster when it increases my libido and you get to cover me in hickeys. Look at me. I've practically become a registered makeup artist after the damage you've done." you say plafully. He grins. "Fine, I hear you. I'll be more considerate during 'that week.' No more visible hickeys, I promise."

You chuckle, feeling a bit better. "Thank you, Taehyung. I love you, even when you're being a pain; one I unfortunatelty can't fix with a heating pad." you say. He grins and kisses your cheek. "I love you too, even during shark week." You playfully slap Taehyung's shoulder at his last remark.

With a new sense of understanding and a promise for a more sensitive approach, you both continue getting ready for the family dinner. Taehyung even offers to help you pick out an outfit that will complement your scarf.

He continues to crack jokes and share funny stories, making you giggle and forget about your initial annoyance. As you get ready together, you realize that even during challenging moments, your love for each other only grows stronger, and Taehyung's humor is a cherished part of the bond you share.