The Dare Machine

Chapter 2

Dare: Have an object fall from the sky and narrowly miss your character's head.

Randy got up, and walked back to his house. He walked into the garage, and was about to open the garage door, when a whole rack of nails, files, and saw blades fell right next to him. He looked up, and saw the cyborg dog from earlier rummaging through his tools. He looked around, and saw that his garage was a mess. Tools were scattered everywhere, oil covered the floor, and a blowtorch was precariously hanging from the ceiling, blowing flames at the steel cable holding it up. He made a strange squeaking noise out of anger, and slammed his fist onto the garage door opener. The garage door slowly opened, but came to a screeching stop when the door jammed onto a can of screws. Randy slipped under the partially open door, and stepped outside. He tried to get a breath of fresh air, when suddenly he noticed that his front yard had been dug up. every patch of grass had become a pit where he couldn't see the bottom, and all that was left was a crumbling driveway and the remnants of the path from the sidewalk to his front door. He growled, and walked across the driveway to his car. He got in, and drove to the local grocery store. When he got there, an alarm went off. He looked at the ceiling, and saw a flashing symbol that said 'HUMAN ALERT'. He was about to walk out, but a group of dogs grabbed him, and pushed him into the back of a really small security truck. He looked at the driver, and saw that it was a pink poodle. He started to say something, but the poodle cut him off with a surprisingly deep voice. When they stopped, he was thrown into a jail cell with a bunch of cats. After a few hours of being scratched and bitten, he fell asleep.