The Dare Machine

Chapter 5

Dare: Kill off a character.

After telling everyone the battle plan, Jimothy MCLXVII slapped him.

"That's a horrid plan." He scolded. "How about this: We use the machine I've got in my garage to send out a pulse of electricity to switch all the brains of dogs worldwide back to stupidity-mode."

"Why didn't you say that before!?" Randy yelled. 

"I forgot about it. This hasn't happened since 1483, so you can't blame me for having bad memory."

Randy ran though Jimothy MCLXVII's back door into the garage, and returned carrying a tiny machine roughly the size of an average potato. In fact, it was shaped like an average potato. And looked like a potato, and smelled like a potato. But yet, it was a machine. Randy began repeatedly hitting the big red button on it, but Jimothy MCLXVII walked over and took it from him. 

"We need to get to the nearest nuclear power plant." He said. "There, we can plug every last bit of power into this machine and send out the biggest electrical pulse evaarrrrrrrr." 

He grabbed Randy's arm, and they teleported to the nearest Nuclear Power Plant. They ran up to the doors, and Jimothy MCLXVII teleported them through. He ran ahead of Randy, carrying the machine and blocking gunfire with magics. They reached the plug-stuff-in-in-here room, and was about to plug it in when a laser hit him in the back. Randy ran over to him, and took the machine. Jimothy  MCLXVII was about to say some epic last words, but then he died. Randy plugged in the machine, turned around, and began to scream.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOgo away im extensively saying no OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (etc.)"

Marie then burst into the room. She bit the machine, and her teeth pressed the big red button, setting off the machine. Marie and Randy ran out of the building, running past hundreds of stray dogs. They then realized that there was no more humans left in the world. They would have to repopulate the earth. Randy began to scream again.

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Jimothy MCLXVIII stood up. He looked down at his ancestor, MCLXVII's body, and scowled at the fact that it was now his. Also, he hated chickens.

(DUN DUN DUNNNN)