"HOW DOES PENIS PARKER HAVE A LEVEL 10 CARD??!!" Flash yelled. "sEcUrItY!! tHiS kId StOlE a LeVeL 10 pAsSsS"
Security came running over but when they saw Peter they stopped.
"You alright there miniboss?"
"Yeah I'm fine thanks, just ignore him"
Sensing tension Ruby came over and said "Well lets go to the training rooms ok? The Avengers are having a training session today so you might be able to see them.
When they walked in, every single Avenger was there along with some of their family.
"Peteyyyyy!!!" Shuri yelled. She jump onto him and tackled him. "Hehe good to see you too" chuckled Peter. Shuri turned around to see the rest of Peter's class. "Sup" she said
Black Widow walked up to them. "Hello младенец паук good to see you. Hello младенец паук's class. Today we will be teaching you some self defence" Whispers were heard amongst the students. A lesson taught by the Avengers themselves was awesome!
"Hah it'll be so easy to beat Penis Parker. He's such a weakling" Natasha's eyes suddenly turned cold. "What was that? Oh you want to go first? Sure" Peter looked at her silently begging her not to kill him. She smirked and look away.
Flash started to get very worried because everyone knew what a great fighter Natasha was. She started of with a straight kick to the chest which sent him flying back. He got up and sent a very weak punch towards her face which she caught and spun him around smashing him to the ground. "Alright Tasha that's enough" said Steve.
After Flash felt better, he got up and said "I know why you're all so nice to Penis. It must be a charity case because his family killed themselves to be away from him.
Hulk left them room due to the green issue, but the rest of the Avengers turned very angry. Tony stood up and growled "Did you just call my son a charity case?"
"Y-your s-son?"
"Yes my son! Anyone hurts Peter ever again, you won't even be able to get a job a McDonalds. You hear me?" he said, dangerously calm.
"YOU!"' he yelled growling at Flash "GET OUT. NEVER COME BACK HEAR EVER AGAIN YOU UNDERSTAND?!"
Flash nodded and sprinted off. "Feel free to continue your tour. Petey come here you don't need a tour of your own house"
And from that day on Flash never even looked at Peter again.
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Avengers Family One-Shots
FanfictionJust some one shots about the Avengers as a family. Mainly centred around Peter Parker being their son and all. Hope you enjoy!
