A/n: hey I'm the author, my name is Loki (yes for real), I use they/them/it pronounce, I am non-binary (if you have questions to my identity feel free to ask).
If you dicided to read this then I'm sure you're a spiderman fan, just know I'm writing on my phone so don't be mad about tipos. Also English isn't my first language.
(If there is art it isn't mine unless I say so)
Also If I'm writing ships then only fluff.
(This chapter does not have spiderman from a movie)
After a mission ended badly, the avengers and Spider-Man need a place to stay.
No one knows where to go to...
Spideys pov
It was one of those times where I wished that spider hadn't bitten me all those years ago.
Normally I wouldn't do any missions for SHIELD.
I mean I have a good reason most of them mean killing people and that's just not my thing...
But this time Nick called (we're buddies I can call him that) and said it's a hostage situation...
and the avengers never train for that kinda thing.
I mean I get it it's not like they do that kind of stuff normally but this time it was one of them getting kidnapped...
To be axect mr.rogers was kidnapped.
So they didn't even have they're Leader...
And it went wrong,
I tried telling them what's best to do but they don't trust me so.... I guess now we're kind of running from the soldier's...
I grab Mr.rogers and run.
I hear gunshots so I just run faster until I'm at the Jet.
I see Stark flying towards us and the others run .. except hawkeye...
"Where's birdbrain?!" I scream at the com.
"He's not here?" I hear ms.widow say through the com.
She stops and is about to run back but I say "no! You come here I can see you're bleeding! Get medical attention I'm getting him!" I start running, I run the whole thing back and find him with a bullet in his left leg.
I scoup him up and run. All the way back.
Finally there I sit him down.
He leans against the wall with heavy breath.
Silence.
I hate it.
Can't they talk?
They just got Mr.rogers back don't they wanna catch up?
Ok I get it .. this didn't go as planned.. but at least someone say 'good to have you back cap' or something.
No?
Ok
"Where do we go?" Clint asks, thank God he broke the silence.
"What do you mean? Back to the Tower." Mr.stark says.
"We can't go there they- they know we live there. We need to stay at a save house or something." Clint respond.
Damn well I can go home now.
Ughhhhh I need to help right? Maybe they have a place?
"What about your farm?" Knew it.
"No." Why noooot?
"Why not?"
"After the divorce Laura's a bit ... Bossy about me coming to visit."
"Wait what, divorce? When?"
"Um after saying ' hey Laura haha you know ... I'm actually gay."
"Oh right"
I wait a few seconds.
.
.
.
"Seriously? You, THE Avengers only had one place to stay?" I almost scream .
"...well as if you had more."
Tin can man says.
Ha. "I have friends all over the world and got a secret identity." I smirk under my mask.
"...." "I mean he got us there." Natascha says.
...
"Ok."
"Huh?"
"I'm gonna bring you to my place." I say.
I go to the pilot seat and start to fly.
"Your place?"
"You might wanna take a nap it's gonna take a while."
I make sure no one's following us and start to turn to my place.
I just hope they don't kill him.
*-* time skip~
I land the Jet and start waking them.
I first wake Bruce.
"Hey Dr.banmer we're here." I say softly.
"Huh?" He says still half sleeping.
"We're here." I repeat.
He finally wakes up and helps me to wake the others.
After everyone woke up we get out of the Jet.
I start running towards the house, then sprinting. The others probably don't know why but try to follow and also run.
I finally open the door and scream:
"WAAAAAAAAADEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Then start running into the kitchen, I smelled the chimichangas from far away.
I jump at him and he catches me.
He smiles from ear-to-ear.
The others walk inside and I say "wade,... The avengers, avengers, wade." He Snickers a little.
The avengers are confused and I hear tony say "that's... His ... uuhh Buttler." I snort at that.
"Wade introduce yourself." I say quietly to him.
He nods.
"Hey I'm wade. I'm his husband. I used to be the merc with a mouth Deadpool"
"he's MaRrIED TO DEADPOOL?!"
I don't remember where I got the idea from so yeah....
This is short and probably bad but heyyyyyy I don't care. Anyway I hope you guys liked it. Byeeeeee
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