Blitz sighed at his computer screen. Millie and Moxxie were fucking in the other room, FOR SOME REASON.. and Loona had headphones in because Moxxie was so damn loud. Blitz was locked out and their building was several feet tall, so he couldn't spy on them.
"What can I do.." He spotted the grimoire. "Oo.." He texted Stolas and an automated message came back saying he was in a meeting. "Perfect." He opened the book and walked in. A field of pretty Arabians and Appaloosas, and of course Frisian horses. Blitz scrambled onto the fence, earning glares and stares from everyone.
"Your all so pretty! An Frisian horse trotted up to him and flapped his tail. Blitz cooed at the horse and looked at the humans. Some staring in shock and others just confused. "The hell you looking at bitch?" He shot a lady in the head and flipped her off. It spooked the horses a little, which Blitz apologized for, but he got right on the horse. He had ridden without a saddle several times.
He braided it's hair as time went on when he realized he was gone for several hours. "Shit.. Stolas probably knows now." There we're police finally getting there and Blitz jumped the fence and ran. He made a portal and hopped back through getting a welcome to Stolas's hips. "Ooohh! Heeeyyyyy.."
Stolas's pupils. For fucks sake. "Oh shit." Stolas let his hand out. "Oh shit indeed Blitz. Grimoire." Blitz sighed. He handed him the book and noticed the rest of the team staring in curiosity. "Stolas sit down." Stolas sighed and sat down in a chair at his desk. "Now, explain to me why.. AFTER I JUST TOLD YOU.. did you go and break my simple rules."
Blitz scoffed. "No one even kno-" Stolas pulled out a newspaper with Blitz's face on it. "Oh." Stolas was filled with anger. "Oh? That's all you have to fucking say?" Blitz saw his rising anger. "Stolas uhm.. can I go say goodbye to Loona? Before you kill me?" Stolas grabbed his face. "No! I'll never kill you ever.. wouldn't dream of it, Blitzy.." Then Stolas let go.
"Now explain." Blitz crossed his legs. "I don't understand why I have to follow y o u r rules." Stolas leaned on the desk and got close to his face. "I own the book Blitz. I make the rules for those who I've allowed, illegally, to borrow it. When they don't follow that, I get in trouble. If I get in trouble because of 'misuse' of MY grimoire it's automatically OUR trouble." Stolas said swiftly but softly.
Blitz blushed. "Ahem.. yea.. sorry.." Stolas slammed his hands on the desk putting more dents on it. "Blitz! You need to take these matters into your own hands! You shot a lady in the head and rode a horse for hours." Blitz flicked his tail. "I've apologized." Stolas sighed. "We will continue this later, at my house. Be late and I'll slim you and hang you in Stella's room." Blitz cringed and nodded.
"You will not be in business until the full moon." Stolas sighed. "Ah fuck you too bird." Stolas looked at him. "Yea. It seems you've gotten the message." He said angrily opening a portal. Blitz blushed aggressively. "Fuuucckkk.." Moxxie smirked. "Your in trouble now." Blitz threw a horse toy at him. "WE ALL ARE! No book, no money!" Blitz screamed. "Stolas is a prince of hell, Blitz." Millie added. "True.. I have to go talk to him tonight.. which won't be good.."
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Fanfictionthis is yet another book where i make most of the oneshots lmao but this is only stolas and can be any category.