STOLITZ|| ONE SHOTS!! (smut is appreciated)

the meeting

Blitz growled and slammed his coffee cup. "MOXXIE! GET YOUR FLAT ASS IN HERE!" Moxxie sighed as he opened the door. "Yes, sir?" Blitz shook a box. "Stolas needs this. Bring it to him." Stolas added on the phone. "No Blitzy! I want you to drop it off."

Blitz clenched his fist and grit his teeth. "Okay you perverted bird whore." Stolas cheered up. "See you soooonnn!" Blitz hung up. "Mox, your in charge. Don't go into my office and don't bring fire to my building." Moxxies eyes sparkled. "Yes sir!" He grabbed a clipboard.

At Stolas's, Blitz knocked on the door. Stella opened the door with a cigarette in her hand. She sighed. "Here to fuck my husband?" Blitz sighed. "Nope. Definitely not. Not due until 5 more days." Stella growled and was pushed by Stolas. "Not now Stella!" He pushed past Blitz and slammed the door.

"Sorry about her. The package?" Blitz sighed and gave him the package. "Thank you Blitzy." Stolas pat his head and walked inside. "Wait- no sexual shit?" Stolas shook his head and yelled at Stella when she started lecturing him. The door slammed. "What in fucks name..?"

Blitz was still in shock when he got back and sat down at his desk. "What happened?" Blitz shook his head. "He was nice to me. He always is but, he always has some sexual thing to it. He never even brought up the fact I'm due to fuck his guts out in 5 days." Millie nodded. "It's because he loves you." Blitz scoffed. "He does not-"

Loona yelled. "Yea he does!" Blitz blushed. "Loonie!" Loona got up and showed them Blitz's drawing. "Loona! No!" Blitz jumped up and grabbed the drawing. Millie cooed. "Blitz, confess!" Blitz shook his head. "He wants sex, not a relationship."

Millie shrugged. "I wish we could meet him." Blitz shrugged. "He's nice. He loves imps obviously and he never stops talking about plants.." Blitz babbled. "He's stupid sometimes and just a lovesick bird, but despite all of that he's a good demon.. and he's hot." Blitz's eyes widened when he saw Loona and Millie looking smugly at Blitz and Moxxie covering his mouth. "I said that out loud.." Millie nodded.

—a week later—

Blitz was in his office yelling at a client. "Uh.. Blitz. Stolas is in the meeting room. "UGH! I JUST DID THE WHOLE FULL MOON SHIT WITH HIM 3 DAYS AGO!" Blitz got up and saw Blitz looking at him the way he did when Blitz fucked up. "Uhm.. Stolas." Moxxie looked at him in disbelief. He looked like he was in deep shit and genuinely scared.

"Blitz. Sit. Now." Blitz had shivers going down his spine. "Fuck." He sat down as well did Millie, Moxxie and Loona. Stolas breathed and cupped his hands around his face. "When I gave you permissions to use my book, I don't mean go out and do whatever the hell you want with it! Without a human disguise.. nonetheless."

Blitz sighed. "I'm sorry Stolas." Stolas looked sincere and put the book on the table. "Take it. I know, I know I'll get it back in a week, blah blah." Stolas pushed it back. "Keep it, until next full moon I expect you to not make it obvious. Be more careful Blitz."

Blitz nodded. Stolas put his hands on Blitz's cheeks. "I'm sorry I got upset. I love you Blitzy." Blitz blushed and nodded. Stolas got up and walked out. Millie's mouth gaped open and Moxxie stood in fear. Loona didn't care. "HE JUST SAID HE LOVED YOU!"

Blitz was having a gay attack and breathing heavily beating the table. "WHY?" Stolas walked back in and noticed Blitz was blushing like crazy, making his whole face red. "Blitzy?" Blitz shot up and looked at him. "WHAT STOLAS?" Blitz flapped his tail around. "Well, I need to grimoire actually.. but I'll drop it off here later. Lucifer needs something done now. Also, your blushing a lot."

Stolas walked in and grabbed the grimoire. "Yea no shit! When you do shit like that what do you expect?" Stolas paused unsure of what Blitz would do. Usually he'd say something like that in a kinky way but this time he screamed it as if he was flustered, but Stolas needed to make sure.

"Your blushing because of me?"Blitz stood there nearly falling back. "TAKE THE BOOK STOLAS!" Stolas stood up and smiled at Blitz, making a portal back to his palace. Blitz screamed in frustration. "Fucking gay owl!" Now even Loona was shocked. The way Stolas looked at Blitz as if he thought Blitz was about to 'punish him' and how in that moment Stolas looked scared was shocking.

If Loona had met them today, she would believe they were dating. "What do you do to him to make him look genuinely afraid of you when he thinks your talking like that?" Blitz sighed letting some of the blush leave his face. "I'm a usual top, Moxxie what do you think?" Moxxie blushed. Loona laughed a little. "Could've sworn you were a bottom."

Blitz rubbed his eyes. "You have a gay owl who sticks his ass in the air all the time, moans all the time and calls you stupid pet names. Do you really think he could top me?" Loona nodded in agreement to what he said. Blitz got up. "Please god no more sexy interruptions." Blitz said huffing and walking back to his office.