Deborah and I were about to embark on our journey to find my beloved Bosco but to do this I had to perform the most malevolently outrageous devious lick.
The plan will not be simple but it's the only thing we can do to find him, my love, my sweet kamonde.
It's been three hours since I've met Mr. Deborah Capricorn and honestly, it has been one of the worst three hours of my life.
hed always ask me this useless question like where he's all like
"why is the sun up at night😭?"
Or "Am I being held, hostage😔?"
and if I'm gonna be honest I wouldn't consider to the slightest holding mike hostage.
Who would genuinely see this kiddo and willingly take him without being forced, the common sense isn't commoning.
"I can hear your thoughts by the way😏,"
"wat" I barked
"your heard me fool😪"
"Know your place Caprice🙄"
This sentence caused his eyes to water until he burst into tears and started crying ever so vigorously, I think I want to die
"Watchu crying for?🤨"
"You -y-y-yo -you-"
"WORDS DEBORAH"
"you said my real name 😃 I think I'm in love with you,"
"No, you are not🙄"
"ok :( "
See how this thought hearing miscreant is having a whole "I love you🥵" episode, I want to toss him to the sun which is still up at night for some reason.
"Please don't do that-"
I could do that with ease because I have the muscles that are so for real and not for fake.
"I'm sorry but muscles where?"
He's starting to piss me off, and I still haven't come up with the plan on how I'm gonna save my Bosco
"Let's be real Is Bosco all tha-😐"
"THE FRACK DID YOU SAY🔥🤬😡?"
"Let's be real, you only met him like a day ago, cmon now.."
"you know caprice-"
"You :D-"
"THIS IS WHY YO MAMA FAT, AND YO DADDY A BR0KE AS HELL, AND YO BABY BROTHER DEAD,"
I threw him in a bush and I heard him release a guttural screaming sound, this made me turn into a state of panic, even though he was my hostage I still needed him...
I think
I'm always thinking because I'm ever so smart, but right now I have to come up with a plan on how to get him out of there, to my surprise, Mr. Deborah Capricorn walked out of that bush with only 35 scratches...
No, I didn't count I just assumated the number of scratches because I'm immensely talented at the guessing games
I wasn't always as talented at this... you see I wa-
" GIRL YOU THREW ME INTO A THORN BUSH AND NOW YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE SMART🤬🔥??"
I'll kill Caprice one day, ill do it
"wait are you being for rea-"
I just need the right plan, I don't think I can find any torture mechanisms in this forest.
"Wait if your being for real I was just joking best friend 😃😅..."
"🤨" I read
" you know how I'm always on jokes aha..."
Ah typical Micheal always on jokes, ill let this slide for once because I don't plan on being arrested for arson.
speaking of plans
"UGH👹'" I growl hitting my head on the concrete
"LUCY THE PLAN, HOW COULD YOU FORGET?????" I screamed while charging violently towards him.
"YOU FORGOT IT TOO YOU FOOL🤬," He said while also charging violently at me.
I was this close to punching his stupid but extravagant face but then I realized something
He has fangs
Just like My Bosco,
I paused in my tracks and start directly at his fangs
"Fangs🤨, I don't have fangs, I just have sharp canines 😂 WOOF"
HE BARKED TOO
"STOP THAT MIND-READING THING IM STARTING TO GET MAD👹🤬😡🔥,"
I'll actually cry, ill do it
"If you cry ill cry I'm an emotional miscreant...,"
I then realized
This isn't Mr. Deborah Capricorn
"finally"
this is Lily
"what the frack"
my Long lost best friend
"No, no I'm not😐,"
Without thinking
I punched him
