Whenever someone says for my birthday, 'I hope all your dreams and wishes come true', I'm like 'so you want my nightmares to come true as well? Well shit, because I had a dream where everyone was a zombie and they were all trying to turn me into one. Thanks, that's gonna be really fun'
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