Greenies

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So, in my family, when you get sick, we have these little green tablets that we call Greenies, so anyways, today, my little brother wasn't feeling well so my mom told him to have some Greenies, and then during dinner my little brother was looking a bit pale, so my dad asked if he ate them, and he said, 'yes, but they weren't green, they were orange', and my mum got really worried because he might have accidentally eaten my dad's medication, while my older brother, dad and I were pissing ourselves, so I was mocking him like 'go eat some greenies' 'oh okay, wait, you mean these little orange ones?' Like, what the fuck.

And you want to know the funniest thing?
He looked so high.
He was grinning to himself when he poured himself some water.
I was like to my dad and brother 'dude, he is so cooked'

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