'When I was younger, we used to put like, twelve cookies out for Santa, and my mum would be like, "no sweetie, that's enough, he's not going to eat that many" and I would say "but he's fat", and then for the carrots, she'd be like, "two will be enough" and I would say "but he's got twelve reindeers"'
I was pissing myself so hard when she told me this
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