We smoking dat Arlo pack 🗿🚬 unordinary chatfic

Blyke is a simp (blyke roasting session)

John:ight I feel like roasting blyke today

Sera:why tho?

John:cuz he's a simp

Isen:I can confirm he is infact a simp

Remi:it was pretty obvious tbh

Arlo: imagine simping couldn't be me

Elaine:I simp for Arlo :D

Blyke:damn y'all finna do me dirty like this 😭

Isen:yes bro we need to expose your dumbass

John:

John:bro tried to snipe me cuz I slapped his best friends hand away simp behavior 101

Sera:damn that's some simp behavior

Isen:smh 🗿

Blyke: STFU John don't you simp for Sera!?

John:so being overprotective=simp now aight even tho I've fucked female's up before

John:how am I a simp?

Sera:I love when you're so overprotective of me it's so sweet 🥺

John:yes yes it is

Remi:I really have a simp for a boyfriend smh

Blyke:wow remi you gon just do me like that damn I guess I got no loyal hoe😔

Arlo: this mf is so dramatic LMAO

John:StOp HuRtInG rEmI

Sera: LMAO 💀

Isen: that's accurate asf I just heard him say that type of shit a few days ago

Blyke:🗿🗿🗿

Remi: Weak ass mf

John:I'm waiting for this man not to get speed blitzed by me I'm also waiting for this mf to get stronger

Sera:true blyke is weak asf

Arlo:true he's pretty fodder

Isen:I'm weaker tho 🗿

Blyke:I hate y'all

John:STFU YOU RED TOMATO 🍅 RED'S HOT SAUCE HAVING ASS HAIR

Sera:lmao

Arlo:💀💀💀

Blyke:💀

Isen:dead asf rn💀

Remi: he's not wrong tho 💀

John:so in conclusion don't be blykes bum ass

Sera: agreed 👍💯

(John and Sera private message)

John: blyke slander is always appreciated 😈

Sera:yes

John: anyway how are you?

Sera:I'm good just bored

Sera: you're not with me😭

John:well you can literally go to my dorm room

Sera:ik I'm coming over now

John:ight bet

Sera:John I have a question?

John: what is it?

Sera:can we cuddle when I get there 🥺🥰

John:ofc 🥰😘

Sera:ok I'll be there in 2 minutes ily 🥰

John:ilyt

(Blyke isen and Remi private message)

Blyke:FUCK Y'ALL

remi:😈😈😈

Isen:😈😈😈