CHAPTER 3: LUNCH BOX PART 1

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Me: Hello my fellow Readers!!! So sorry for not updating these past weeks… *sheepish laugh*

Dark Me: *dying of exhaustion* LIFE IS SUCK!!!! 

Atsumu: Life is a bi!ch! But you have to do what you have to do!! *petting Dark Me's head*

Dark Me: But but… IT'S TOO MUCH HOUSEWORKS AND AND I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF MY SIBLINGS, GRANDMA AND MY INJURED MOTHER!!

Me: Oh shush! It's your duty-

Dark Me: I FU**ING KNOW IT BUT WORK IN THE MORNING AND DO CHORES TILL LATE?!!?!? HELL NA!!!

Atsumu: Well, at least you are still able to write about me right~ Love cha!!!

Me/Dark Me: Everything for you, Atsu-chan./Daddy~

Me: …

Dark Me: …

Me: Seriously?!?!?!

Dark Me: Oi! Don't blame me!!! Have you seen the MAN?!?!? AND HIS THICCCCCCC THIGHS?!?!?!

Me: …

Dark Me: ….

Me/Dark Me: *look over Atsumu*

Atsumu: ???

Me/Dark Me: *nose bleed*

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Me/Dark Me: *nose bleed*

Me: You win this time 

Dark Me: *still nose bleeding and drooling*
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After the hearty breakfast, all of the Jackals shoo Atsumu out of the kitchen despite his objection

“You go rest, Atsumu-san!!! You must be REALLY tired!!!”

“But Sho-chan, I’m fine! I need to clea-”
Before he could finish his sentence, the biggest guy of the team had bear-hugged him which stopped him from reentering the kitchen.

“YEAH!! TSUM-TSUM!! COOKING A FEAST LIKE THIS MUST BE TIRESOME!!! LET’S REST!!!”

“But Bokkun!! I need t-”

The human tangerine suddenly shouts out

“ATSUMU-SAN!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE SOME MEAT BUNS?!!??!?! I WANT TO EAT SOME!!!”

“?!?!?!?! SHO-CHAN!!!! WHAT DID I TELL YOU?!?!!? DID YOU FORG-”

Leaving the two most hyperactive members of the team to take care of the stubborn Atsumu, the rest start to clean up the dishes and clean the kitchen as best as they can. However, they did not forget to give a salute to the honorable sacrifice of the poor orange boi who is being scowled by an angry momma bee.
‘R.I.P SHOYO!’

When Atsumu finally stopped lecturing Hinata AND in addition Bokuto about eating healthy, the rest of the team has finished cleaning the dishes and kitchen.

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