Joke 47

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Random quote... The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary!

Random question... When is 99 more than 100?

On a microwave. (because if you click 99 it sets to 99 seconds and of you click 100 it sets to a minute)

Random comeback... The only thing you can turn on is a microwave.

Random Pun... I won't PUNish you with bad puns.

Random Joke... Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?

Sundae School!
-LV

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