Random quote... The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary!
Random question... When is 99 more than 100?
On a microwave. (because if you click 99 it sets to 99 seconds and of you click 100 it sets to a minute)
Random comeback... The only thing you can turn on is a microwave.
Random Pun... I won't PUNish you with bad puns.
Random Joke... Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?
Sundae School!
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