Joke 71

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A teacher has the problem 5+7=? on the board and calls in Little Johnny to answer it.
"So if I have 5 bottles in on hand and 7 in other what do I have?"
"A drinking problem." says Little Johnny.
"NO I HAVE ELEVEN BOTTLES! ELEVN!"
"Well eleven is still a big number so I would suggest some consoling on your drinking problem." Little Johnny says.

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