How to successfully eat an infant.

How to kill it?

(Warning; this whole book is just a joke, please do not actually do this, you have been advised.)

Well, first you have to frigate out how to kill the infants life, easily and calmly without 'hurting' it.

Bang it
Drop it
Push it
Pop it

Or burn it

But any of those is your choice, meaning you can kill it in any way as long as it's successful!